Jeany and her car

Jeany was having a birthday party with her family. Her parents and his older brother gave her birthday gifts.
“ Here is my birhday gift to you, a lovely teddy bear. I hope you like it and I will always wish you all the best my sister, Happy birthday” Her older brother said and gave her the gift.
“ Thanks a lot my brother, I will hug it each time I go to sleep”
“ Happy birthday dear, this dress will be my best birthday present so far for you. God bless you Jeany” Her mother also gave her a birthday gift.
Her father just stay silent and did not give Jeany anything. Jeany was so sad at that time knowing that her father wouldn’t give her a birthday gift.
The next day her father told her to go with him to the car showroom. Jeany was so surprised. Jeany was asked by her father which car did Jeany want. Jeany picked one and her father gave her the key of it.
“ Thank you sooo much dad. I can’t express how pleased I am”
“ You are welcome Jeany. That’s not all of it.”
“ What did you say dad? You mean, you will give me more?”
“Of course I will. This year I have given you the key, right? Next year I’ll give you the wheel”

The twelve underwears

The LikeForward village was having a counselling about men’s hygiene. Dr. Iyem, who was the doctor that run the counselling asked the men in the counselling room how many times do they change their underwear.
“ I change my underwear once” said Mr. Budi by raising his hand.
“I’m sorry Mr. Budi, but that isn’t enough to keep you clean. Anyone else?” Dr. Iyem answered.
“I change my underwear twice” said Mr. Paijo to Dr. Iyem’s question
“That’s good, Mr. Paijo. You can keep your body condition well. Anyone else?” Dr. Iyem replied.
“I change my underwear twelve times” said Mr. Udin calmly by scratching his pant.
“Are you serious Mr. Udin? Why are you scratching your pant? When do you change your underwear sir?” the puzzled Dr. Iyem replied.
“That’s not a big deal. I change it on January, February, March, April, May, June, August, September, October, November, December”