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Kamen Rider Fourze

Holmes' Handkerchief

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       Once upon a time, there lived a consultant detective Sherlock Holmes, with his partner dr. John Watson in 221B Baker Street, London. Sherlock Holmes who was a freak that only interested in cases to be solved, had never been in love until he met a woman named Irene Adler, a lone divorcee. They spent their good time together, and they loved each other very much. It was a sweet detective love story until Adler employed by Holmes’ rival, Professor Moriarty. Adler’s sudden decision to be employed by Professor Moriarty left no information for Holmes to track her.

Professor Moriarty, known as the Napoleon of crime, trusted her to do his job, to trigger the World War II. She became so expert in assasination, thief and more type of crimes. Holmes, which was so corious to crime cases caused by Professor Moriarty, found a link that can lead him to his position, or even Irene Adler.  Months of Investigation had passed, Holmes with Watson soon went to Professor Moriarty’s house.

Arrived at the old house, they found that the house is empty until a skinny pale-faced woman, opened the door. She was Irene Adler! Holmes, that have been missing her for a long time, hug her tight. Adler told everything about her condition and Professor Moriarty’s next moves.

“Why do you look so pale, Adler?”, Holmes said.

“ I’ve got a Tuberculosis, Holmes. But you don’t have to worry me. Go forth, and stop Moriarty right now”, Adler answered, repeated by some cough.

“ But, Adler...”

“ I’m fine. Just let Watson stay. Here, bring this handkerchief with you. Go Holmes!”

“Alright. Watson, watch her for me, let me know if something happened to her. Bye Adler, I love you”

Holmes went in rush to the harbor.In his trip to France, he received a telegram from Watson that Irene Adler was dead. In his sadness on the ship, he looked at the blood-stained handkerchief of Irene Adler for a long time. Until he realized that he should forget her. He threw away the handkerchief, along with his sweet memory with her, blown by the wind, carried by the water flow.

Expressions - Bands in Love

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All Stars High School consists of boybands and girlbands that is very popular in Indonesia. Some of them are SM*SH, XO-IX, Dragonboyz, Cherrybelle, JKT48 & Princess. All of them randomly classified into classes. Both Annisa and Rangga is in XI-dance-2.

Rangga : Hi Annisa, have you done your homework?
Annisa : Hi Rangga. I have, but there are some questions that I couldn’t understand. Would you mind to teach me?
Rangga : Hmmm... Of course! Why not? Anything for you LOL
Annisa : Thank you so much Rangga! Anything for you too LOL. So when will we study together?
Rangga : Hmmm... How about tomorrow, afterschool?
Annisa : OK

The next day....

Annisa : Linzy.. Linzy.... Do you know what?
Linzy : What???
Annisa : Rangga and I will study together after school today!!
Linzy : So, what? Is it my fault? Should I say WOW?!
Annisa : Yes! WOW!
Linzy : Whatever... So, when will you tell your feeling to him? It has been a long time that you keep that feeling
Annisa : I.. I.. I don’t know. Don’t remind me about it

After school, Rangga has been waiting for Annisa at the school gate. Linzy and Annisa walk together toward school gate. Linzy and Annisa split up, Annisa walk toward Rangga and Linzy go to her car.

Rangga : Good afternoon, my Barbie!
Annisa : Good afternoon my Ken! Hahaha
Rangga : So, where should we go now?
Annisa : Where? I think we should go to H.Rohmat’s coffee cafe
Rangga : Sure, get on my bicycle. Hold tight.

They arrived at cafe and studied for an hour. Since that time, they get closer. One day, at basketball field...

Rangga : Annisa .. Annisa.. where are you going? Wait me..
Annisa : What’s wrong, Ngga?
Rangga : I want to say something..
Annisa : What?
Rangga : Actually.... I love you. Umm... would you be mine? I mean.. would you be my girlfriend?
Annisa : What? Why so sudden?
Rangga : I just.. can’t hold this feeling. I have loved you since the first time we met

Annisa and Rangga have caused a crowd to occur at the basketball field, when something happened...

Rafael : Hey you! What are you doing to my girlfriend?
Rangga : What? Is he your boyfriend?
Annisa : umm.. ummm.. yup, Just a couple weeks ago
Rafael : Leave my Annisa alone! (punch Rangga)
Rangga : Arrgghh .... What the..
Annisa : What the heck did you do to Rangga, Rafael? This is so embarassing!
Rafael : I love you so much Annisa and I will always protect you! I don’t wanna lose you
Annisa : That’s not the way Rafael! You’re too excessive!
Rafael : Please, listen to me first Annisa..
Annisa : There’s nothing for me to be listened from you! From this time you’re no longer be my boyfriend!! You’re now nothing for me!
Rafael : But Annisa..
Rangga : Sorry Annisa.. Rafael.. I didn’t intend to disturb you guys
Annisa : Its not your fault, Rangga. I’m so tired with his arrogant behavior and actually I don’t love him. I accepted him just to make you jealous
Rafael : OK. If it’s your choice. You’ll regret it, Annisa... Rangga.. (leave basketball field)
Rangga : I’m sorry Nis... Because of me you break up with Rafael
Annisa : That’s fine . I’ve already find a new man to replace him. And now he is standing in front of me Rangga : Who? Me?
Annisa : Don’t be stupid! That must be you, my Ken

Then they live happily forever after.....

Spoof Text - Let's Make Laugh~

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Jeany and her car

Jeany was having a birthday party with her family. Her parents and his older brother gave her birthday gifts.
“ Here is my birhday gift to you, a lovely teddy bear. I hope you like it and I will always wish you all the best my sister, Happy birthday” Her older brother said and gave her the gift.
“ Thanks a lot my brother, I will hug it each time I go to sleep”
“ Happy birthday dear, this dress will be my best birthday present so far for you. God bless you Jeany” Her mother also gave her a birthday gift.
Her father just stay silent and did not give Jeany anything. Jeany was so sad at that time knowing that her father wouldn’t give her a birthday gift.
The next day her father told her to go with him to the car showroom. Jeany was so surprised. Jeany was asked by her father which car did Jeany want. Jeany picked one and her father gave her the key of it.
“ Thank you sooo much dad. I can’t express how pleased I am”
“ You are welcome Jeany. That’s not all of it.”
“ What did you say dad? You mean, you will give me more?”
“Of course I will. This year I have given you the key, right? Next year I’ll give you the wheel”

The twelve underwears

The LikeForward village was having a counselling about men’s hygiene. Dr. Iyem, who was the doctor that run the counselling asked the men in the counselling room how many times do they change their underwear.
“ I change my underwear once” said Mr. Budi by raising his hand.
“I’m sorry Mr. Budi, but that isn’t enough to keep you clean. Anyone else?” Dr. Iyem answered.
“I change my underwear twice” said Mr. Paijo to Dr. Iyem’s question
“That’s good, Mr. Paijo. You can keep your body condition well. Anyone else?” Dr. Iyem replied.
“I change my underwear twelve times” said Mr. Udin calmly by scratching his pant.
“Are you serious Mr. Udin? Why are you scratching your pant? When do you change your underwear sir?” the puzzled Dr. Iyem replied.
“That’s not a big deal. I change it on January, February, March, April, May, June, August, September, October, November, December”